Got an Order for 630 Book Bundles Yesterday… But Wait Until You Hear Who It’s From!

Guess what popped into my inbox this week? An exciting inquiry from AARON’S PROCUREMENT COMPANY LLC asking about ordering 630 book bundles from my website.

Naturally, the Mancake, (a Google Ninja) did some digging. Turns out, the inquiry came all the way from Iceland. But not just any old place in Iceland—nope, this came from the address of The Icelandic Phallological Museum, home to the world’s largest collection of........penises. Yep, you read that right. Wieners. Schlongs. Trouser snakes. There is an entire museum dedicated to them with a bistro and craft brewery inside! I wonder if they serve Rocky Mountain Oysters? Being a curious individual, I just added it to my Icelandic Travel Bucket List. When I get there, I promise to report back. 

You can’t make this stuff up! Alas, the order was a scam, but at least it will give us all a good laugh. 

New! Longer! Hawt Flash Audiobook First Listen

Dive into a world of powerful women over 50 as they tackle karmic rebalances and magical mayhem in Hawt Flash: Midlife in Aura Cove Book 1! This audio sneak peek is just a taste of the laughter, empowerment, and heartwarming moments you'll experience. Listen to it on Youtube now. 

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Currently Enjoying: Grilled Pizza 

Four ingredients never tasted so good! This week was the first time we've ever made homemade pizza crust. Using the recipe from With Spice, we made a pizza that rivals our favorite brick oven pizzeria. Delicious, the texture is exquisite with a crisp bottom and chewy interior, but takes some prep time. 

Currently Reading: Black Cake

Black Cake is a beautifully woven family saga that delves into secrets, identity, and the ties that bind us across generations. The story takes the long way around, but is very compelling and insightful. It's told from several different viewpoints and timelines, but is still easy to understand. 

The Weekly Gift Card Winner is: Donna Gilbreadth

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P.S. I Need Your Help!

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You can write as much or as little as you want and I would be forever in your debt!

 

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