The TMI: August 24, 2024
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From Con Man to Bird Man: Meet the Funniest Character I’ve Ever Written
After reading Remarkably Bright Creatures and falling in love with Marcellus the octopus, I was inspired to include a talking bird in my next series. What started as a fun, innocent idea quickly took a wild turn: what if this bird was actually a former con man, who, after his untimely death, has no choice but to inhabit a bird’s body or risk going straight to hell? The result? One of the funniest characters I’ve ever written.
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- Middle-Aged Neurodivergent Protagonist with Sharp Instincts
- Time Travel Triggered by Mercury Retrograde
- Snarky Animal Sidekick (Parrot Familiar)
- Second Chance at Healing the Past
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Velvet Guild Episode 1 & 2 Now on KU
Looking for a rom-com that’s equal parts hilarious, steamy, and impossible to forget? Velvet Guild delivers laughs, swoons, and a delightfully naughty twist, all starring a cast of characters proving that sex only gets better after 40.
Available Exclusively on Amazon Kindle & FREE on Kindle Unlimited

Currently Writing: Never Alone
I’ve officially started drafting the next book in the series! This morning, a new idea hit me that has me rethinking the entire trajectory, it's exciting, a little scary, and totally invigorating. I’ll see how it unfolds in real time and will keep you posted right here.
Kickstarter Adventures from Other Fantasy Authors You’ll Love
Check out these incredible fantasy projects from authors who share your love of magic, adventure, and unforgettable worlds. Supporting them on Kickstarter is a chance to discover amazing stories while helping creators bring their visions to life!
Mason Dixon Monster Hunter Special Edition Hardcover Omnibus
If you grew up watching Scooby-Doo like I did, this is right up your alley! Some folks hunt monsters. Some folks save them. When D&D & Ozark folklore monsters collide. Urban fantasy with adorably weird cryptids.
Survivor: An Epic Fantasy Dystopian Limited Edition
In this game, players must fight to survive. The Nyclimes call it tradition. Everyone else calls it a nightmare.
A deadlier version of the Survivor TV show meets The Hunger Games, in this stand alone fantasy novel. And it is a perfect blend of epic fantasy and dystopian!
The Weekly Gift Card Winner is: Mable Bentzinger
P.S. I Need Your Help!
You can write as much or as little as you want and I would be forever in your debt!
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