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Velvet Guild: Friends Don't Let Friends Stay Vanilla Unisex Hoodie

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$45.00 USD
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The Velvet Guild Catch Phrase. It's a tongue in cheek reference for BDSM enthusiasts. Vanilla is the kind of sex your grandparents had. Quietly missionary. If you like things a little darker, you'll love this hoodie and the attention you get wearing it!

Who knows what you're wearing under it? Nipple clamps? Maybe. 

Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings!

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Double-lined hood
• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket

Size guide
  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Width (inches) 20 22 24 26 28 30 32 34
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